Ah, the shit test.
I’ll bet you’ve never even heard of these!
Shit tests are extremely common.
I can guarantee you that you’ve been shit tested before. All men have been.
You just had no idea the game that was being played right beneath your nose…
Shit tests are where attraction can be built, or destroyed.
Before we dive into the details, let me take you back in time to the early 2000’s…
The History of the Discovery of Shit Tests
“Why Helios do we have to talk about history?
I just wanna get to the fun sex part!”
“My son, those that don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
Here is the story of Mystery and Style:
In the early 2000’s, there were some weirdos in Toronto that wanted to get laid.
They were called Mystery and Neil Strauss (Style).
Back then, there was no internet, or online dating. Certainly not how we have it now.
This meant that men who wanted to get laid had to go out to the bar (nightgame), or talk to women on the street (daygame).
These men, Mystery and Style, dressed very flamboyantly when they went out (Freddy Mercury style) in order to attract attention.
Obviously, they stuck out like sore thumbs with their peacocking and got made fun of like crazy, especially by women.
Here’s the thing though…
When they refused to bend to the women making fun of them, the women became attracted, even interested in these weirdos.
Mystery and Style had an expression for the women shit-talking them to try and get them to balk.
What if I told you that you can look, dress and act however you want?
It’s true! You can.
All you need is the ability to deflect bullshit people throw at you as a result of how you dress or act.
Once you’ve mastered the art of deflection, or verbal jiu-jitsu (thanks David D.), you’ll be unstoppable!
You’ll be like the OG’s, Mystery and Style…
Now we can get to the bread and butter of the matter.
What are shit tests?
Understanding Shit Tests
Part 1 – Some Ancient History
A long time ago, when humans were still living tribally trying to eke out a living hunting animals in a world full of disease and danger, the test of whether you were an alpha or not was every day.
If you lived, you were alpha; if you died, better luck next time.
Obviously if you died your genes didn’t pass on.
We still carry the genes of those hunters in us.
They’re the reason we like seducing women so much (it is just like hunting, isn’t it?).
As humanity became more advanced, and we became masters of our environment, the matter of survival was no longer in question.
Now, women had much greater choice in their reproductive partner, as many more men were surviving.
The problem was, they had no way to determine who was an alpha and who was beta anymore.
Thus, for good or ill, there evolved a cultural system for the determination of alpha and beta.
This is gonna blow you away:
Women evolved a system of teaching children how to act and behave.
From a young age, children were taught to treat women “respectfullÿ” or as a “woman should be treated”.
Let me translate this womanese for you:
From a young age, men are indoctrinated to FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THEIR FEMALE MASTERS.
This is the system by which alpha and beta is determined. Do you see how simple it is?
Let me spell it out for you…
If you bend to the will of your female masters, and treat women as they tell you they want to be treated. You are BETA.
If you instead, treat women as they ACTUALLY want to be treated, and not how they SAY they want to be treated, you are alpha.
So what is a shit test?
Now we can actually talk about it…
Part 2 – What is a Shit Test?
A shit test is a girl asking you a question in womanese whether you’re alpha or not.
If you “get it”, and respond appropriately, you’re alpha and pass!
If you fail, you’re a beta.
Fail too many shit tests and attraction plummets like a stone.
No attraction, no sex.
The key to understanding how to pass shit tests is to understand the subcommunication underneath the message.
This is all sounding very esoteric at this point, so let me give you some actual examples so you can understand what I’m talking about.
Here’s a confidence booster for you: If a girl is shit testing you, it means she’s interested! You have a real chance of sleeping with this girl! Well done.
Part 3 – Some Examples of Shit Tests
Here is a list of some common shit tests. I’ve put them into categories, so when you encounter something similar, you know what you’re up against
- Insults to your appearance:
- “Sorry, I don’t sleep with guys under 6 feet tall.”
- “You have moobs.”
- “You must have a really small dick.”
- Insults about something you own:
“Eww, you play nintendo?”
“What’s with that jacket, those shoes, etc.”
“That hat though…”
- Insults about your abilities:
“That was lame, you couldn’t even score that goal!”
“You couldn’t catch that ball if you tried!”
- Situational shit tests:
You trip, and she makes fun of you
You stub your toe, slip on ice, etc.
You have trouble opening a jar and she laughs, etc.
You should be happy if you’re being shit tested. It means that you now have the opportunity to pass it and gain attraction.
If you’re passing shit tests well, you’ll get laid!
Part 4 – How to Pass Shit Tests
There are two common ways to pass shit tests.
Here they are:
- Agree and amplify
1 – Agree and Amplify
Agree and amplify is a powerful technique that works extremely well on girls shit-testing you.
The idea is that you take what she says and make it ridiculous.
In this way, you’ve diffused her shit test, and even made a joke out of it!
Here is an example of agree and amplify:
Her: Your car has more scratches than an old record
You: You’re right, it’s the most scratched bangpad around!
Shit test passed!
Her: You’re an asshole!
You: I know, I’m the worst!
Her: At least you admit it
Shit test passed!
You’d be surprised how magically effective agree and amplify is. Try it!
2 – Reframe
Reframing is the idea of changing what she’s saying to suit you.
It is a type of verbal jiu-jitsu, a redirection of frame.
Here is an example of a reframe:
Her: You’re too tall for me
You: Giants are amazing, we can breathe the free air up here. Here, try it! *pick her up*
Her: You’re so mean
You: And a bane to my mortal enemies
You: The black knight takes many forms
Reframing helps you to redirect the conversation in a direction that favours you. Amazing!
Which of These Should I Use, Helios?
Try both reframing and agree and amplify and see which suits you more!
I personally prefer to agree and amplify, but both strategies are great!
In this article we learned about what shit tests are and why they exist. We also learned how to pass them with our two strategies:
- Agree and Amplify
Good luck out there. Use the strategies!
Frequently Asked Questions:
What is a Shit Test?
It is when a girl tests your alpha frame. If you remain calm, alpha and use the correct strategy you pass, and attraction increases!
What are the Strategies I Can Use If a Woman Shit Tests Me?
You can use agree and amplify or reframing! Scroll back up to the article for some examples.
What Happens If I Fail Too Many Shit Tests?
Attraction drops like a stone, and she’ll not be interested in you sexually. Likely she’ll friend-zone you.
How Do I Get Better at Passing Shit Tests?
That comes with practice. Once you know what to look for and you’ve been shit tested a few times, you’ll know how to reply.
Is It Only Women Who are Attracted to Me Who Will Shit Test?
Some women in your family might do it too, especially if you start to make big changes in your life. The strategies I talk about in the article (agree and amplify and reframe) work amazing even in those situations!