Ahh, womanese.
The bane of men since time eternal.
The old adage of “mean what you say and say what you mean” does not apply to interpreting the communication of women.
Often, women do not mean what they say.
The meaning lies hidden beneath what they say, in subcommunication.
Luckily for you, I’ve pierced the veil.
Here we go…
A Little Background Information
It’s time to explain why women have womanese in the first place.
This is all biologically driven.
Basically, since men are stronger, women had to evolve a different method of control than overpowering.
What they developed is a form of brainwashing/psychological control.
In my opinion, women are much more powerful than men.
You should see how well women spin beta men around their fingers.
Much of the world is indirectly run by women and the men are just walking around thinking they own the place.
Basically, the psychological control that women have stems from their greater social abilities. Women are much more adept at manipulating social environments to their advantage.
Controlling men boils down to control of their sex drive.
Many women control men through their desire for sex.
If you, as a man, give in to monogamy, you are easily susceptible to being controlled psychologically.
Your sex drive will indirectly control you.
This is why I prescribe non-monogamy, so that you can control your sex drive and your own actions, freeing yourself from the psychological manipulation of women and their goals for you.
Once your sex drive is strictly controlled by a women, all kinds of beta-ization will occur and you might hear some of this stuff, womanese.
Womanese is veiled speech that doesn’t mean what it appears on the surface.
Let’s dive in, shall we?
The Categories of Womanese
There are two categories that womanese can fall into:
- Women talking about you
- Women talking about relationships
It amazes me that women are speaking english. But not really.
Womanese really is a very powerful language, used to subtly manipulate alphas and betas alike.
Lucky for you, you have a translator!
Let’s get on with it, shall we?
Part 1 – Women Talking About You
Many men have been baffled by these words here.
Women basically use veiled communication, not realizing you have no clue what it actually means.
Sometimes they do know what they’re doing.
That makes it even more insidious.
Time for the translation!
Here’s what women actually mean when they say certain things to you:
| What They Say | What They Mean |
| You’re such a nice guy! | You’re a beta loser who me and my friends would never fuck. |
| Don’t ever change | You’re firmly beta and weird, but I like that you’re not a sexual entity and enjoy your presence otherwise. |
| What would I ever do without you? | You give me such nice gifts, car rides, dinners, and other stuff I like. I’ll never fuck you though. |
| I love you, but I’m not in love with you | You’re such a fantastic beta I don’t ever want to lose you. You make me drier than the sahara though. No sex for you! |
| You NEVER do ______ | You sometimes do ______, and I hate it, so I’m pointing it out in a way that will hurt you. Stop! |
| You ALWAYS do ______ | You sometimes do ______, and I hate it, so I’m pointing it out in a way that will hurt you. Stop! |
| OMG, you’re such an asshole! | It kind of turns me on that you don’t do what I want when I want… |
| You’re insufferable! | I can’t stand that I always want to rip your clothes off. |
| A real man does… | A beta does…Be my beta slave, bitch! |
| Why won’t you do ________ | Why won’t you obey my orders like every other beta bitch I know? Please start. |
| You’re fun | You’re in my fuckzone! Don’t ever change. |
| I like a guy who spoils me a little bit | I ain’t sayin’ she a golddigger. But she ain’t messing with no broke brotha. Buy me nice things, take me to nice places! I won’t fuck you if you do those things though. I only fuck bad boys 🙂 |
| You’re not romantic enough | You’re an alpha and I want you to treat me as a beta does while still being alpha. I’m clueless that such a man doesn’t exist. |
| Let’s just be friends | Never ever speak to me again. You’re such a fucking loser I can barely stand you. Leave! Or, You can stay if you kiss my ass like a queen. I’d like that a lot. No sex though! |
| I wish every guy was like you | I wish all the alphas I’ve fucked kissed my ass like you do… I’d never fuck you though. |
| You’re cute | You’re hot as fuck. Seduce me already! |
| I’ll always love you | As long as I feel EXACTLY how I’m feeling now, I’ll keep loving you. The second it changes, I’ll feel differently. |
| You’re a good guy, but I don’t think we should talk anymore. We have different priorities | You’re an alpha I love fucking, but right now I’m frustrated with you. I’m going to jump on the nearest beta dick I can find, and I’ll be back when I’m bored of him. |
| I’m seeing someone | I’m fucking someone |
| He’s the best | He does everything I say and is the best beta in the world. He’s a boring lay. |
| He’s the worst! | He gets me wet like I’ve never been in my life. He won’t do what I say! |
| I hate him! | I’m so turned on by him I hate it! |
| I’ll never talk to you again! | RIGHT NOW, I don’t want to talk to you. In a week, when I’ve calmed down, I’ll be back. |
| I want to see you be vulnerable | I want you to show weakness so that I won’t see you as an alpha anymore. Once I’ve tamed you, I’ll move on to a real alpha who could never be tamed. |
| My friends hate you | My friends know you’re alpha. They want you too. They’re trying to drag me down. |
| I don’t do that stuff | I don’t do that stuff with YOU. |
As you can see, very often women don’t mean what they say.
Study that list!
Onto women talking about relationships!
Part 2 – Women Talking About Relationships
Women relationship talk is also often veiled. Let me show you what I’m talking about:
| What They Say | What They Mean |
| He’s a great boyfriend | He’s a great beta slave. He does whatever I want! |
| He’s the best hubby a girl could ask for! | I’m so dry! Help me! He’s a HUGE beta. |
| He’s such a great guy | He’s such a good and dutiful listener. He’ll even do my laundry if I ask him to! We don’t even have to have sex! |
| We’re not official yet | I’m one of his friends with benefits (FWB) or non-monogamous girlfriends (NMG) |
| He’s great in bed | We rarely have sex (A girl who’s having a lot of sex rarely advertises it) |
| I’m dating this guy | I’m fucking this guy |
| That girl’s boyfriend is an asshole | She’s enamored with her boyfriend and they’re having lots of sex which she’s jealous of. |
| My boyfriend is an asshole | I’m very sexually attracted to my boyfriend, but I can’t control him |
| Sometimes, I hate him | Because she can’t control her boyfriend, he turns her on. The ups and downs are enjoyable too. |
A lot of the womanese is just her calling the guy beta in another way, I know.
Sad, isn’t it?
The truth is, many men have no idea they’re being beta-ized by their girl. It just happens slowly, over time.
Never let a girl own all of you, sexually and you’ll prevent many of the problems in modern relationships for men.
Conclusion
Womanese is veiled speech that does not mean what it says.
It evolved as a biological form of control and aims to control men through their sex drive.
Understanding womanese will help you to know where you stand and modify your behaviours accordingly.
There are many expressions, but they boil down to alpha or beta distinctions. You want to hear the ones where she clearly sees you as an alpha.
If you do, congrats!
Good luck!
-Helios
Frequently Asked Questions:
My Girl Says I’m the Best Boyfriend Ever, You’re An Asshole!
I’m the worst, you’re right.
As to what your girl is saying, watch out, another guy may just be on the horizon.
What do I do if She Tells Me That We Should Just Be Friends?
Cut her loose. You’ll do nothing good to yourself staying in that arrangement.
Unless you like your balls cut off. Then godspeed!
My Girl Keeps Mentioning This Asshole From Work, What Does That Mean?
Are you monogamous with your girl?
You may not be for much longer.
Don’t be monogamous dude.
Her Friends Hate Me, Is That Bad?
Congrats, you’re the bad boy!
Enjoy the fruits of your labour 🙂
Happy fucking!
She Says I’m Not Romantic Enough, What Do I Do?
Keep doing exactly what you’re doing.
She wants you to be more beta.
That should be no for you 🙂
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